Me: six foot sixKart Vendor: Hm, how much is that in meters?
Me: two metersKart Vendor: Wow, you should be playing basketball.
Me: Nah, I play chess.
Kart Vendor: Kasparov. You know like Kasparov.
Me: Yea, he's a pretty good politician.
Kart Vendor and friend in kart: He's crazy. Money. He should be playing for money.